1. Green aka The Snarky Bastard
“Tch,” Green taunted in arrogance. “Bitch please, I’m fabulous.” The young man scoffed loftily as he flipped his glossy brown hair.
2. Wally aka The Sick and Forgotten
“Nobody cares about me…” Wally lamented in sorrow as he sat near the far corner of the room.
3. Jun aka The Hyperactive ASDFGHJKL
“OOOOO LET’S GO BATTLING OH MY ARCEUS IS THAT A BIDOOF PREPARE TO DIE BIDOOF AMG HURRY UP HIKARI YOU’RE SO SLOW THAT BIDOOF IS RUN- SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS IS THAT A FLYING LEAF.” Jun screamed and shouted madly as he chased the flying leaf caused by the breeze.
4. Cheren aka The Nerd
“I am smart and knowledgeable about Pokémon and even though White keeps beating me in battles, it doesn’t matter coz I am wearing jeggings.” Cheren said nonchalantly as he pushed his specs up the bridge of his nose.
5. Bianca aka The Clumsy Ditz
“Yiiiii hey Whi- Oh my Arceus is that a Minccino it’s so fluffy I MUST LOVE IT!” Bianca squealed in joy as she chased the frantic chinchilla Pokémon.
6. White aka The Tomboy
“Alright, who’s next?” White growled wildly as she happily cracked her knuckles. The last man who had an arm-wrestling match with her groaned and cried in pain for his broken arm.
7. Kotone aka The Crazy Happy-Go-Lucky
“The world is a happy place and I am a happy girl and I like to hug and love and yayy!” Kotone cheered as she hopped and skipped on the grassy field. Typhlosion could only stare at his trainer in bewilderment.
8. Silver aka The Emo
”I HATE EVERYONE!” Silver hissed in hatred.
9. N aka The Manchild
“Why is the world so cruel to Pokémon WHYYY?!” N wailed in despair as he looked up the bright blue skies. Zoroark stood by his side and ate his berries calmly, ignoring his friend’s usual lament.
10. Red aka Chuck Norris’ Son
Red casually sat on a dead pile of the world’s strongest men as he stared blankly into space. On his left hand, however, was holding a giant bazooka with the words ‘SWAG’ on it.