Posts tagged Mitsuru
Posts tagged Mitsuru
1. Green
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Grandpa my name is not Dickhead101.
2. Wally
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Notice me.
3. Jun
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
KJFDSHKFJABSHFKJSHDKJS one million fine.
1. Conflicting
“Hey Green, your ex is pretty attractive.” Leaf stated casually as she smiled in front of the confused boy.
Green, quite confused at the sudden comment, raised an eyebrow. “Wait which one?”
Without warning, Leaf lightly fisted her chest and answered, “Me!” She saw the shock splattered all over his face. Her smile only grew wider by the sight, showing no signs of guilt at what she did. With a quick wave of her hand and a playful wink, Leaf cheered, “Byeeeee!” and walked away.
Green, completely taken aback at her words, only sputtered a loud, “WHAT?!”
1. Green as Iron Man
“Green, we have an emergency in Precinct 8. We need you on the premises stat!” Oak Fury spoke through the giant screen. His eyes widened to see the suave brunette standing idly and releasing a heavy groan. “What is the matter with you?”
Hand twisting the comb, Green lazily responded, “I was busy combing my hair while looking at the giant monitor. It has better reflection than my mirror/wall down the hall. You know mirrors right? The one that you use to see yourself?” He looked at the gawking S.H.I.E.L.D. leader. With a small smirk flashing on Green’s lips, he slyly added, “But then again, judging by your not-so handsome face, I’m guessing you don’t even know own a mirror.”
The one-eyed man gawked in utter disbelief. Green showed no guilt and just flashed a sneaky smirk. Oak Fury’s body trembled angrily, but he inhaled and exhaled a few times, trying to calm himself down from the young man’s snarky personality. “Just get your pretty boy ass here!” Before Green could reply, Oak Fury disconnected their call.
Knowing that he had taunted the man – once again – Green breathed an arrogant chuckle. Hands proudly fixing his hair and eyes never averting away from the giant screen, Green shouted, “Miss Leaf Potts! Be my sweet little assistant and get my super suit! Oh and bring some doughnuts too! I’m gonna be hungry on the way!”
1. Green
I can’t believe it. I just… How did this happen? I was always in front of you; reaching to places you haven’t been yet, getting information you haven’t even obtain. I trained my team to be the best. I even have a starter that has a frickin’ advantage against yours. I raised my Pokémon so perfectly and learned every single knowledge about Pokémon that I can get. I was there. I was so close to make my old gramps proud. I was so very close to make my dreams come true.
Then how…? How could I lose?
What did I do wrong…?
1. Green
Hey, thanks for being my buddy. I mean yeah we used to be best friends since we were kids and I did…kinda…ditch you when I was interested in Pokémon… But come on we both know deep inside I really miss our friendship! When I realized that you were interested in them as well, honestly I was really happy. Coz that means I get to battle against you and meet you during our journeys. Yeah, yeah, I know I was kinda of a dick to you back then. But come on, you know I’m…You know that’s just me being friendly towards you.
And honestly, I’m really thankful that you still care about our friendship as much as I do now…
1. Green aka The Snarky Bastard
“Tch,” Green taunted in arrogance. “Bitch please, I’m fabulous.” The young man scoffed loftily as he flipped his glossy brown hair.
2. Wally aka The Sick and Forgotten
“Nobody cares about me…” Wally lamented in sorrow as he sat near the far corner of the room.
3. Jun aka The Hyperactive ASDFGHJKL
“OOOOO LET’S GO BATTLING OH MY ARCEUS IS THAT A BIDOOF PREPARE TO DIE BIDOOF AMG HURRY UP HIKARI YOU’RE SO SLOW THAT BIDOOF IS RUN- SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS IS THAT A FLYING LEAF.” Jun screamed and shouted madly as he chased the flying leaf caused by the breeze.
4. Cheren aka The Nerd
“I am smart and knowledgeable about Pokémon and even though White keeps beating me in battles, it doesn’t matter coz I am wearing jeggings.” Cheren said nonchalantly as he pushed his specs up the bridge of his nose.
5. Bianca aka The Clumsy Ditz
“Yiiiii hey Whi- Oh my Arceus is that a Minccino it’s so fluffy I MUST LOVE IT!” Bianca squealed in joy as she chased the frantic chinchilla Pokémon.
6. White aka The Tomboy
“Alright, who’s next?” White growled wildly as she happily cracked her knuckles. The last man who had an arm-wrestling match with her groaned and cried in pain for his broken arm.
7. Kotone aka The Crazy Happy-Go-Lucky
“The world is a happy place and I am a happy girl and I like to hug and love and yayy!” Kotone cheered as she hopped and skipped on the grassy field. Typhlosion could only stare at his trainer in bewilderment.
8. Silver aka The Emo
”I HATE EVERYONE!” Silver hissed in hatred.
9. N aka The Manchild
“Why is the world so cruel to Pokémon WHYYY?!” N wailed in despair as he looked up the bright blue skies. Zoroark stood by his side and ate his berries calmly, ignoring his friend’s usual lament.
10. Red aka Chuck Norris’ Son
Red casually sat on a dead pile of the world’s strongest men as he stared blankly into space. On his left hand, however, was holding a giant bazooka with the words ‘SWAG’ on it.
END.
